Dear potential future employer, I am writing to you because I want a job. I am a good worker. Hire me. Please.  
To Whom It May Concern, I would like a job at your firm. I’m sure I’d be an asset. I can use an exacto.  
Dear employer, You need a worker. I’m a hard worker – Me. Hire me.  
Dear Sir, (1) I am trying to get a job at your firm. (2) You are looking for someone. The two pieces seem to fit, so, am I hired?  
Dear Mr. Sparks, I am graduating from school, meaning I will soon have a degree. Does that really mean anything these days?  
Richard, let’s get to the point. You need me, I need you. Any more deliberation would be a waste of time.

Dear Rick, Not hiring me would be the biggest mistake. Seriously. The Biggest. So don’t make it.  
Sparky, can I call you Sparky? Anyway, I want a job. You have a spot. When do I start?  
Rick, you don’t know me but you need to see my portfolio. Tomorrow, 9:30?  
Hey, Hire me Hire me Hire me.  
Mr. Richard Sparks of CEI, Inc., I will be graduating in the spring with a degree in Graphic Design. I am hoping for a job as a junior designer at your firm and will call your office on Monday to discuss setting up an interview. Thank you for your time.